German language be like

  • umfahren: to drive around sb./sth.
  • umfahren: to run sb./sth. over
  • German language: :))
panoots:
“ junior-spesh:
“this is disgusting
” ”

panoots:

junior-spesh:

this is disgusting

danamercers:

             I’m calling the game, “I’d really like to make it out of this room alive
                  and not die a horrible painful death.”
I know. It’s a temp title.

relmyna-verenim:
“dream job: the guy who names the cats in teso
”

relmyna-verenim:

dream job: the guy who names the cats in teso

You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

dapperzack:

zackisontumblr:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

blogfrenzy:

homoboyfriend:

IMAX and climax

Blockbuster and cockthruster

Hulu and Woohoo?

Amazon Prime and sexy time

Church and praying for forgiveness

gendercrimes:

cozy gobline

suonko:

Priestess of Delphi /detail/ -  John Collier

“Why do you always play fast characters?”

sodomymcscurvylegs:

You don’t have to wear ugly armor if you never get hit.

bridgetbougan:
“holiday present for my roommate!! all i know about fallout 4 i learned from monster factory
”

bridgetbougan:

holiday present for my roommate!! all i know about fallout 4 i learned from monster factory

  • Gajeel: It’s a good thing this isn’t a TV Show.
  • Levy: Why?
  • Gajeel: ‘Cause if it was, everything would go horribly wrong after the commercial break.

peeweefanatics:

Paul Reubens/ Peewee Herman & Cassandra Peterson/ Elvira Bff appreciation post.

Because i would kill to see a movie with both of them in character.